Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "GAH! Twilight, what are you-?!"

Twilight: "Please marry and impregnate me?!"

Shepherd: "... You know... One of these days, I'm gonna stop being surprised by you blurting out crazy shit like this in the morning."

Twilight: "It's my mom!"

Shepherd: "Aaaah. Nuff said."

Twilight: "So um, if you please-?"

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